Still , ordinary me. I've been through such life similarly like the heart beat machine when you are DEAD. Yeeaaap , it sounds like teeeeeeeeeeen. ZZZ. -------> REFER BELOW.
  
Imaginary Friend : Khairun Najwa , show the list of great things happen in your life lately.
Me :  Why should I idiot? #exclaims in disguist.
Imaginary Friend : Because you have to.
Me : Should I write on paper or something?
Imaginary Friend : Yes.
Me : How on earth can you hold it? You dont even have hands ! As the matter of fact , you dont even exist.
Imaginary Friend : Just do it will ya?
Me : OKAY FINE (!) *rolling eyes

15 minutes later....

One word on a piece of teared sugar paper , NONE.


Imaginary Friend : Write a list showing you are an ordinary one.
Me : I CAN DO THAT ! Watch me.

15 minutes later....

On a piece of fancy Joseph Nevada paper using four colours of Sharpie ,

List of Things That Proved Me Ordinary

#I hate myself#
#Zero make up keepup#
#Leave my nails uncut#
#My hair is straight#
#Eat rotten apples#
#One cellphone , one life#
#Hate to floss my teeth at night#
#Watch same movie repeatedly#
#Cheap eyeliner#
#Steal my ibu's eau de toilette#
 #Messy bed#
#Drink Mountain Dew#
#Drink 8 glasses of water a day#
#Allerge allergic#
#Impress with Carlos Santana#
#Imitating Wondergirls' move#
#Hate players#
#Drive twice in a lifetime#
#Addicted to Nescafe#
#Like I give a shit is my motto#
#I am a loner and pathetic#
#One burning scar on my finger#
#Pimples everywhere#
#Left leg is shorter than the right one#
#Listening to pathetic music#
#looooove to be loved but never be loved#
#I love my life but not myself#

Me ; Enough to show that Im ordinary rite? =,=
Imaginary Friend : Yeah welcome to Ordinaryland :)

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